Lucasitis side effects
- Excessive weirdness
- Dying a lot.
- Liking Star Trek
- Playing tennis instead of normal sports (far right)
- Being and/or performing acts of epic failure
- If you, or a loved one has been stricken or is beginning to show signs of Lucasitis, it is highly reccommended that you call a physician or a Lucasitis Medical Proffesional immediately.
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